槍手罰款規則 (轉載新聞)
槍手罰款規則 (轉載新聞)
2012-2013 AFC Player Fines (updated)
•Smoking shisha in a nightclub (and getting caught on camera) – £2,000 + six months watching Sam Allardyce get undressed at West Ham
•Hugging an opponent after a defeat – £1,000 + room with Sebastien Squillaci for 3 months
•Not wearing Dr Dre headphones when stepping off team bus – £250
•Not having a new tattoo on the forearm/elbow area in the last month – £1,000
•Saying the word DENCH / Wearing any clothing that says DENCH – £500
•Repeatedly retweeting busty 18-year-old blondes at the expense of sad 30-something men claiming it’s their birthday - £500
•Driving at 175mph to training – 2 weeks wages + publicly swap shirts with RVP
•Revealing the secret to Mikel Arteta’s perfect hair – £4,000 + a month teaching Craig Eastmond grammar
•Trying to sell own-brand jewellery before training – £500 + kick in the groin + spell on the bench with Juventus•Sitting in Lukasz Fabianski’s treatment room rocking chair – £250
•Knocking over autograph hunters outside the Tollington – £150
•Losing all semblance of form – Arsenal Player interview duty for six months
•Taunting Vito Mannone with a generic Italian gangster voice – Punch in the liver from Boro Primorac
•Using Olivier Giroud’s vanity mirror without permission- £500
•Hitting five consecutive free-kicks into opposition wall – £500
•Messing with the zip on the boss’ favourite jacket – Transfer listed
•Hiding Vic Akers’ shorts – That’s a paddling.
•Failing to high-five or hug Gunnersaurus when opportunity arises – cone duty for a month
•Doing a ‘Compare the Meerkat’ voice when Arshavin waddles in – £250 (Updated- no fine, he likes it…crazy bastard)
•Not using at least three hideous clichés in post-match Sky interviews – £1,000 + letter of apology to Geoff Shreeves
•Using ‘da ting’ (e.g) ‘pass da ting’ when asking a teammate to give you the ball – £1,000
•Failing to get a corner past the near post – £250 + three minutes in a booth with Frimpong’s screeching rapper mate•Rugby tackling opponent in the box – £1,000 + 1 game ban + must clean hair from shower plug-holes for 1 week. No, that’s not shampoo
•Tackling Diaby in training – £5,000
•Mistaking Neil Banfield for the postman – £350
•Asking for a happy ending in the massage room – £2,500
•Revealing the truth about Ju-Young Park – washing the boss’ car for the rest of the season.
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2012-2013 AFC Player Fines (updated)
•Smoking shisha in a nightclub (and getting caught on camera) – £2,000 + six months watching Sam Allardyce get undressed at West Ham
•Hugging an opponent after a defeat – £1,000 + room with Sebastien Squillaci for 3 months
•Not wearing Dr Dre headphones when stepping off team bus – £250
•Not having a new tattoo on the forearm/elbow area in the last month – £1,000
•Saying the word DENCH / Wearing any clothing that says DENCH – £500
•Repeatedly retweeting busty 18-year-old blondes at the expense of sad 30-something men claiming it’s their birthday - £500
•Driving at 175mph to training – 2 weeks wages + publicly swap shirts with RVP
•Revealing the secret to Mikel Arteta’s perfect hair – £4,000 + a month teaching Craig Eastmond grammar
•Trying to sell own-brand jewellery before training – £500 + kick in the groin + spell on the bench with Juventus•Sitting in Lukasz Fabianski’s treatment room rocking chair – £250
•Knocking over autograph hunters outside the Tollington – £150
•Losing all semblance of form – Arsenal Player interview duty for six months
•Taunting Vito Mannone with a generic Italian gangster voice – Punch in the liver from Boro Primorac
•Using Olivier Giroud’s vanity mirror without permission- £500
•Hitting five consecutive free-kicks into opposition wall – £500
•Messing with the zip on the boss’ favourite jacket – Transfer listed
•Hiding Vic Akers’ shorts – That’s a paddling.
•Failing to high-five or hug Gunnersaurus when opportunity arises – cone duty for a month
•Doing a ‘Compare the Meerkat’ voice when Arshavin waddles in – £250 (Updated- no fine, he likes it…crazy bastard)
•Not using at least three hideous clichés in post-match Sky interviews – £1,000 + letter of apology to Geoff Shreeves
•Using ‘da ting’ (e.g) ‘pass da ting’ when asking a teammate to give you the ball – £1,000
•Failing to get a corner past the near post – £250 + three minutes in a booth with Frimpong’s screeching rapper mate•Rugby tackling opponent in the box – £1,000 + 1 game ban + must clean hair from shower plug-holes for 1 week. No, that’s not shampoo
•Tackling Diaby in training – £5,000
•Mistaking Neil Banfield for the postman – £350
•Asking for a happy ending in the massage room – £2,500
•Revealing the truth about Ju-Young Park – washing the boss’ car for the rest of the season.
轉載: http://news.arseblog.com/2013/01/exclusive-new-arsenal-fine-list-revealed/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
阿仙奴-華麗的夢想＠https://www.facebook.com/ARLHK
亨利大帝