Apple Watch 誕生後,國外科技段子手們也是瘋了


當然Twitter上的#花式炫富#大賽又開始了!

(假裝我有一塊Apple Watch


Apple Watch不就是閹割版的iPhone嗎?我給綁上不就行了!


小學門口地攤同款 多彩顏色供君選擇


這才是貨真價實的“蘋果表”


《Apple Watch從沒錢買到速成》嗯~每天換一款 餓了直接啃一口


想必是過兩天新表情emoji新表情又上線了吧 #成功裝逼get√#

熱心網友總結了:

18K金Apple Watch會幫你減肥的7大原因


1、為了躲開小偷的追擊,你得一直跑啊跑。這要感謝“富豪之友”小金錶,為你燃燒了卡路里!

(Running away from pickpockets burns a lot of calories.)


2、你如果選擇用現金購買,拎着1萬美元的鈔票到Apple Store也不亞於舉重了。

(If you pay for it in quarters, that’s about 125 pounds. Lift heavy, lose fast!)

3、為了發揮小金錶的價值,你總會自覺的、一次次擼起袖子,不厭其煩的向夥伴們展現那一抹耀眼的金色。於是,終於練成結實發達的麒麟臂!

(Constantly pushing up your sleeve so people can see your watch = your new favorite arm workout.)


4、【每日N*N次擦亮錶盤有氧運動】成就GET√

(Polishing that shiny, shiny gold watch is some legitcardio.)


5、買了18K金小表表之後,是徹底沒錢再去下館子腐敗了吧。乖,自己下碗清湯麪吃吧!

(You won’t be able to afford to eat at restaurants ever again, so you’ll be forced to cook more of your own meals at home.)


6、啥,還想買零食小吃?默默空癟癟的錢包,餓着肚子洗洗睡吧少年。聽,那是你脂肪燃燒的聲音。

(Actually, you won’t be able to afford most groceries either. Watch the weight just melt off!)


7、最重要的是買了手錶之後,要買車的買不起車了,有車的供不起車了。只能邁開步子走出去吧,每日1萬步的運動目標簡直是分分鐘搞定。小心走太快,扯到錶帶了。

(And you’ll probably have to give up your car (too expensive)…but walking to work is a GREAT way to get those 10,000 steps in.)

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